Let it not be said that Millennium fans are without a sense of the absurd and whilst we endeavor to keep this Blog of the highest standard we know you will turn a blind eye every once in a while whilst we get our jollies with something less cerebral. Yup, Millennium Cocktails, and why not? Get your thinking caps on people and suggest the perfect Millennium inspired Cocktail, the results of which will be shared with our readers in future entries. The fun thing is you are not limited to consumable ingredients, it's for fun after all, let your minds run rampant and concoct some toxic brews that echo the show, its episodes or the characters. You can leave your ideas as comments or send them to us as an email, we don't mind which, we'll probably be too drunk to care ;)

Just to whet, or kill, your appetite here are three potent, yet debonair, elixirs for your delectation. Shouldn't take too long to work out what inspired these little demons.


3 pt Lime Vodka

1 pt Blue Curacao

1 large pinch of brimstone

2 chilled kidneys (preferable those of your spouse)

Sprite to dilute.

Build in a highball glass packed with ice. Get an extra spooky, smoking effect by decorating with carbonic ice. Enjoy in small doses whilst chilling to endless loops of elevator muzak.


1 shot Vodka

1 shot Tia Maria

Top up with Cola

A large shot of intuition

Mix 1 shot of Tia Maria with 1 shot of Vodka with ice and top up glass with Cola. Drink in a silent (but not depressive) atmosphere with no company. On special occasions treat yourself to a little Bobby Darin but listen in reverential and ponderous (but still not depressed) manner.


1 pint Cider

Double Pernod

2 Luscious Lips

Pour Pernod into Cider and mix. Drink in sultry fashion whilst innocently smoking a cigarette in a wantonly suggestive manner. Pause every now and then to feel the inevitability of the end of the drink and weep accordingly. On special occasions drop the glass whilst startling angelic vision takes place.


James McLean said... March 4, 2009 at 10:04 AM

You're a crazy oddball Mark. Wonderful!

Robert Sharpe said... March 4, 2009 at 11:58 AM

Oh great fun, well here is my submission to your cocktail party. Here's hoping there are many more to come.

1 oz tequila
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz cherry brandy
6 - 8 oz orange juice
Soupcon of pencil thin mustache and hefty pinch of skulduggery.

Enjoy during post initiation downtime or when not manning Millennium Group charnel houses. Drink or don't drink, the choice is yours but it is customary to keep people guessing. If offering to guests lace with Marburg antidote without their knowledge.

Graham Smith said... March 5, 2009 at 12:01 AM

LOL! The Cherry O'Quinn! Brilliant Robert!

Hard to top that one!

Graham Smith said... March 5, 2009 at 12:07 AM

Okay, how about this entry...


1 shot Sambuca
1 shot Amaretto
half squeezed lemon
Pomegranate juice
Lots and lots of ice
Drink whilst listening to Love is Blue repeatedly.

Get a nice clean glass (half of pint) or more. Add the ice until it fills the glass. Add the Sambuca shot then the Amaretto. Squeeze the half of lemon on top of that then fill to the top with pomegranate juice.

Mark Ducker said... March 5, 2009 at 7:15 AM

LOL! I'm gonna have me night in with my Millennium DVD's and a glass or two of Juicy Lucy and Cherry O'Quinn. Looks like it could be quite a night. Now where did I put that long playing Love Is Blue record?

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